Quotable Quotes!

AKI TE VA OTRA ES DE MI PELICULA FAVORITA 13 GUERREROS. y cuando entre a warhammer me dijeron lo mismo jajajajaj me lo dijo Sir Crassus jejejej

-no puedo cargar la espada, esta muy pesada,

-ps usa mas fuerza

Y aki va otra de la misma peli antes de ke me la ganen



-a un cuchillo, haora ke mueras se lo puedo dar a mi hija ?

Your dog can jump

Smile you son of a...(Creo que es Roy Scheider - Al final de JAWS justo antes de disparar al tanque de oxigeno en la boca del tiburon)

GIZMO... CACA (Rayita - Gremlins)

Warriors... come out and play! (The warriors)

ssssssmoking (The mask)

y una mexicanota

Lo madreador no te quita lo pendejo (Gael Garcia - Amores Perros)

STEJERTE escribió:-no puedo cargar la espada, esta muy pesada,
-ps usa mas fuerza

Hazte más fuerte...

STEJERTE escribió:-a un cuchillo, haora ke mueras se lo puedo dar a mi hija ?

When you die... can I give it to me dotter?

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.... (no sé, sale en un ching* de peliculas... jejejeje)

Fear... fear and discipline... (Kurt Russel - Soldier 'el último soldado')

A soldier deserve soldiers... (Kurt Russel - Soldier)

Una clasica y dicha por casi todos los personajes de las 6 peliculas de Star Wars:

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

no pude faltar
" que la fuerza te acompañe" jajajnajajajajajajajaja

"Eres pujante en la fuerza..." (no pregunten es una versión rara de Star Wars que sacaron los españoles)

God creates dinosaurs, God creates men, God destroys dinosaurs, Men Destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs.........Your ass is parked (lease como el chiste e Og. Jurassic Park)

May the Force be with you"

(ya se que ya la habian puesto, pero me late mas en ingles)

You shall not pass!!!! (LOTR)

My precious!! (LOTR)

Pitufenlo muchachos... (papá pitufo cuando le pide a los pitufos que le pongan una pitufisa a alguien)

One man wounded and one castrated. All in two hours. Just two hours I left you alone. Two hours. [there's a lesson there somewhere!]
- Bambino (They call me Trinity)

Major Harrison: Let this be a reminder, old man. Either you leave this valley or I'll bury you in it. The choice is yours.

Bounty Hunter: Hey, Trinity. They say you got the fastest gun around.
Trinity: Is that what they say?
Bounty Hunter: Yeah.
Trinity: [chuckles] Geez...

Bambino: How's our old lady?
Trinity: The same. She's always got something wrong with her.
Bambino: Now, where the devil is it?
Trinity: In New Orleans, runnin' a whorehouse.
Bambino: I was talkin' about the bullet.

Trinity: Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble.
Bambino: You never knew how to do anything else.

Bambino: You get washed up. And tomorrow, you leave.
Trinity: See ya later.
Bambino: No you're NOT gonna see me later!

Bambino: One shop destroyed. Three heads split like overripe melons. One man wounded and one castrated. All in two hours. Just two hours I left you alone. Two hours.
Trinity: Well, you asked me to give you a hand.
Bambino: Not like that, Beetle Brain!

Trinity: Oh, come on, Bambino. No sense...
Bambino: Don't call me Bambino!
Trinity: You want me to call you Sheriff?
Bambino: Don't call me, at all. Not even if you're drownin'.

Trinity: I'm sorry, but I couldn't let them call Ma an old...
Bambino: But it's true.
Trinity: Yeah, but she ain't that old.

Bambino: Swear on our old lady.
Trinity: May she become an honest woman, if I'm tellin' a lie.

Bambino: I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at our Ma. She shoulda strangled you, or at least drowned ya when you were born.

Passerby: Hi there, Sheriff.
Bambino: Shut up.

Jonathan: This was a quiet town before you came. Disgusting town, but quiet.

Trinity: Well, I couldn't leave him in town; he tends to tell to tell the truth. He's an alcoholic, you know.

Tobias: Have you seen what faith will do?
Bambino: It'll work, if you put it in a rifle barrel.

Tobias: [as Trinity and Bambino ride into the Mormon camp] Welcome, brothers!
Bambino: [gruffly, to Trinity] Who told him we were brothers?
Trinity: [innocently] Wasn't me.

Jajajajaj, hey brother, thats the complete script!!!!!

Wasnt me!!

not the complete script, still a lot I didn't include

Damn... do you wanna type the full chapter?

Can't help it, it's the best Spaghetti Western out there, a real jewel and one of my favorite movies, full with kick ass quotes...

Jejeje... that's right...

Inmortality... take it, it´s yours (Brad Pitt,Troy)

Cómodo.- Esclavo te quitarás el casco y me dirás tu nombre
Máximo.- Mi nombre es Máximo Décimo Meridio, General de las LEgiones Felix, Comandante de los Ejércitos del norte y leal sirviente del único emperador marco Aurelio, padre de un hijo asesinado, esposo de una esposa asesinada y juro que me vengaré en esta vida o en la otra. (Gladiator, obvio versión en español)

Conquer your fears and I promise you´ll conquer death (Collin Farrel, Alexandr)

Que clase de hombre es aquel que no quiere cambiar al mundo (Balian de Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven)